Time to wake up and get out of bed,
In pyjama's we run downstairs to see what Santa has left.
Take a look in my stocking, and to my regret,
It's filled with a year's supply of chocolate..
Socks, underwear and deodorant sets.
Dear Santa, we've been good boys and girls,
So where's the latest craze that we all asked for?
Dear Santa, we're always good boys and girls,
and do as we're told.
Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells,
Xmas is here, bringing good cheer,
It's only the A.M but pass us a beer.
Put on another repeat of Xmas TV,
There's Gavin and Stacey, Rik Mayall never scratch free,
Mr Bean with that turkey and the Queens royal speech!